How To Impress A Hot Guy:
- Ask them for their number
- If they say yes they will be impressed that you were confident
- If they say no pull out a chainsaw from your pocket and threaten to saw off their hands
- They will be impressed that you’re a girl who really knows how to work a chainsaw!
(Source: whiteboywaves, via c-o-l-l-a-r-b-o-n-e-s-mhmm)
This is what sucks.
That no one can make me feel like you do. You give me butterflies. You give me a dream to hold on to. For however long, you give me a huge rush that I don’t want to forget. I want to savor every minute I’m with you because I know it won’t be long. You’ll realize how wrong it is that you’re letting me back into your life. I miss you like crazy everyday. It needs to stop. Or you need to want me back. Or I need to find something better.
clicking on a picture to enlarge it but it brings you to someone’s tumblr instead
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